Great at Writing Good Crap

It's 11:30pm, and I'm sitting in my dining room WIDE AWAKE.  Why? Well...like any good fourth-year college student, I procrastinated as long as possible to write a paper.  I hate English classes, everything about English classes, so I talked myself into waiting to write a four-page paper until 9 o'clock the night it was due.  And I hadn't even read the twenty-page article I was supposed to write about. :|  I was exhausted, and so not into writing this paper,  but I was determined to get the paper done by midnight so I wouldn't get marked off for late work.  I helped get Nora ready for bed, downed 16 ounces of coffee, sat down at the table with my laptop, and started plugging away at this stupid, stupid, English paper.

But! Like a great college student, I've developed the skill I like to call, "Writing Down a Bunch of Crap That Makes Me Look Like I Know What I'm Talking About."  I even had the article read and the paper written by 11:06--almost an hour to spare!  I did this for the same kind of thing for a similar assignment a couple weeks ago and got an A.  What can I say...I'm great at writing good crap in a hurry?

Now it's 11:30pm, I'm done with the paper.  The coffee did it's job, kept me awake while slogging through the article, but now, the caffeine won't let me go to sleep.  Probably going to be a late night, at least I'll have time to catch up on Dance Moms and Duck Dynasty. ;)

P.S. Here's some cute Nora pictures for good measure. :)  I can't believe she's 21 months old now, she'll be two before we know it!